WORLD NEWS
Daily Recommended Brains Intake For Zombies Cut By One Brain
21st Nov 2009
The change comes amid fears of a rise in obesity, diabetes and other related health conditions among the Zombie community.
Dr Susan Shardlow, chief medical officer at the NDCU told reporters "It does still vary from Zombie to Zombie. If you take regular exercise, staggering about, moaning, scratching pathetically at doors, for more than 30 minutes a day, then six brains is not excessive.
"We're more concerned about those Zombies with a sedentary lifestyle.
"What we'd like to see is better labelling on brains, and a points based system, so the undead know exactly how much they are feasting on."
A recent online survey however, by voodooworld.com, found many Zombies were ignoring the NDCU guidelines, or simply unaware of them, often binging on up to eight or nine brains in one sitting. When asked if they wanted more, or less brains, 95 per cent responded 'more brains', while 5 per cent didn’t know.
