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Six Dish Combination At All You Can Eat Thai Buffet Unlocks Portal To Unpleasant Egg Noodle Dimension
10 Oct 2009
Dwayne Batho told friends that shortly after beginning his meal at the popular lunchtime destination, he began to experience dizziness, and greater sensitivity to light. The towering pile of spicy food he had amassed appeared to swim in front of his eyes, causing nausea and a bloated feeling.
Food Physicist Eric Glock from Le Cordon Blue London's research department told reporters: "This is very exciting. We have long theorised about the 'Pad Thai-Mension', as we call it, but so far have only been able to create the perfect, rank combination of green curry, stir fried vegetables, noodles, fishcakes and spring rolls under laboratory conditions. This represents a huge breakthrough in the science of Thai buffet multi-dimensional physics."
