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Local Man Imagines Not Enjoying Himself At Amazing Party He Imagines He's Been Missing Out On All His Life
21 Sept 2009
DORSET - Gary Huxley, an Ocado grocery delivery driver admits that throughout most of his adolescence and adult life, he's been haunted by the feeling that somewhere, probably outside the town of Swanage, there's an awesome party going on, and if he went he'd almost certainly hate it.
"I've always felt all the successful, cool people, are at this fantastic party, having a really great time, and that I'm missing out, on spending a stressful, unpleasant evening with them" Gary confided to friends.
"If I could just get my shit together, I might be at that party, making painful small-talk in the kitchen with a girl there's no way I'm later getting off with."
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