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Outwardly Happy Teenage Girls Inwardly Unhappy, Local Man Pleased To Note

21st Nov 2009

LONDON UNDERGROUND - An animated group of teenage girls, enjoying the early exuberance of youth on the Bakerloo Line at 8.45am this morning, were clearly masking their real feelings of insecurity and self-loathing, observed commuter Jasper Schwaninger happily.
"See the one in the mini-skirt, pretty but not quite pretty enough, see how she keeps scratching at her arm", the 39-yr-old legal clerk remarked to himself, "and the way her plump friend desperately agrees with everyone, and laughs just a little too much."
Schwaninger was also pleased to note how the group drifted into awkward silence when they realised he was staring at them.
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